It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

I'm still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that's fun.

I never dated much in high school or college.

It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.

It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.

I have no detectable hair style.