It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.

I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.

On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week.

It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.

Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.