It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.

How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?

It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.

The hard part about SNL is, there's no real communication when you get there. It's not like people are mean to you, they just act like you're not there.

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.