Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!

It's brutal. I see friends when their shows don't work. Everything's riding on making money and all the pressure and how people scatter when fortunes turn downward.

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.