Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!

The hard part about SNL is, there's no real communication when you get there. It's not like people are mean to you, they just act like you're not there.

Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.

My career is just kind of crazy.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.