Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!

It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

It's hard to have a career.

It's funny because it's funny.