You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!
I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
Spent most of the summer looking for shade. Driving around. Shade. Please? Driving in malls. I'll park a mile away I don't care. I'm just looking for a tree branch, anything. Long weed. Big leaf, get the front corner panel under it. Oh precious shade, I have it - you don't!
I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.
I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.