There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.
I'm always making fun of myself and my friends.
Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise.
Nobody wants to read about your life. Who cares?
The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?"
Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.