It's brutal. I see friends when their shows don't work. Everything's riding on making money and all the pressure and how people scatter when fortunes turn downward.

I've got people who like Tommy Boy, but they're getting older and there's a whole new wave of college kids who see that and Joe Dirt, and Just Shoot Me is a little older, so I wanted stuff for everybody.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.

I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.

Single guys get a bad rap.

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.