Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.
David SpadeBill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.
David SpadeWhen I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.
David SpadeMy older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.
David Spade