It's hard to have a career.
Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!
Single guys get a bad rap.
I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.
I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.
When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.