I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I'm kind of one of them.

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.

It's brutal. I see friends when their shows don't work. Everything's riding on making money and all the pressure and how people scatter when fortunes turn downward.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

I can see getting married and having a family, because it is the next thing on the agenda. You can only do this for so long. I'm old, and my friends all have kids. And I'm single, still blow drying my hair!

It's hard to have a career.