To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

I'm always making fun of myself and my friends.

On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week.

I can see getting married and having a family, because it is the next thing on the agenda. You can only do this for so long. I'm old, and my friends all have kids. And I'm single, still blow drying my hair!

Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.

I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.

I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.