Spent most of the summer looking for shade. Driving around. Shade. Please? Driving in malls. I'll park a mile away I don't care. I'm just looking for a tree branch, anything. Long weed. Big leaf, get the front corner panel under it. Oh precious shade, I have it - you don't!

I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches.

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.