I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

I can see getting married and having a family, because it is the next thing on the agenda. You can only do this for so long. I'm old, and my friends all have kids. And I'm single, still blow drying my hair!

It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I'm kind of one of them.

The hard part about SNL is, there's no real communication when you get there. It's not like people are mean to you, they just act like you're not there.

Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.