I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

The hard part about SNL is, there's no real communication when you get there. It's not like people are mean to you, they just act like you're not there.

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches.

I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.

As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I'm kind of one of them.