I'm always making fun of myself and my friends.
My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.
Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!
No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.
It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.