I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?

It's hard to have a career.

To be famous and broke is hard.

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.