My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.

My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches.

It's brutal. I see friends when their shows don't work. Everything's riding on making money and all the pressure and how people scatter when fortunes turn downward.

MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually have a conversation with, why bother calling to say "how are you," when you can just surf their page and post an mpeg of a guy farting on his cat.

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.