I don't like throwing myself in a place that's going to rock my world.

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

My career is just kind of crazy.

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.