I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.
Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.
I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.
Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.
The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?"
I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.