Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.
David SpadeIt's hard for your mom to tell you she has an oral fixation and has to have something in her mouth. My step dad is in the kitchen winking at me. You down with OPP, yeah you know me. Exciting is and a special... What? Easy, and why do you know all the words? That's weird.
David SpadeThe hard part about SNL is, there's no real communication when you get there. It's not like people are mean to you, they just act like you're not there.
David SpadeThere are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.
David Spade