I don't like throwing myself in a place that's going to rock my world.

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.

Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.