I don't like throwing myself in a place that's going to rock my world.

I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.

I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.

With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.