To be famous and broke is hard.

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.

Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.

My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.

If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.