Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.