Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.

People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.

It's funny because it's funny.