Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."
There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.
I have no detectable hair style.
My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.
It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.