I'm still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that's fun.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

It's brutal. I see friends when their shows don't work. Everything's riding on making money and all the pressure and how people scatter when fortunes turn downward.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.

I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.