It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?"

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.

I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.