People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."

To be famous and broke is hard.

I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I'm kind of one of them.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?

I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.