I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!

I'm still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that's fun.

If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.

It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.

It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.