I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.

It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.

People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?"

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.