The only thing Native Americans ever did better than the rest of us is spirituality. Of course, that's everything, isn't it?

The problem a guy who lies all the time faces is he never can tell when anybody else is telling the truth.

I did come up with the term "sack" to describe the devastation I was bringing on the poor, cringing quarterbacks in the NFL. "Sack the quarterback." That was nice. I thought it was lots better than saying, "Jones tackles the QB behind the line for another loss of yardage ..." It had a ring to it, and it caught on with the sports writers. But I tell you, doing it was a lot more fun than talking about it.

When I flew from Orlando to Los Angeles in 1960, I sat next to a guy from Disney who was paying 75¢ an acre for land. I thought he was some special kind of fool - and since they built the park, history has proven there was a fool sitting in one of our seats.

Somebody told me when Abe Lincoln was a young man, studying by firelight, he said, "I will work hard. I will prepare myself. And my time will come." And you know, that's exactly what I said about myself and football - What do you think? Were Abe and I both just lucky ducks?

You're sacking them, you're bagging them. And that's what you're doing with a quarterback.

You are one of a kind, one in a billion, an incredible unique individual. The problem is, so is everybody else.