Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.

With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.

In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him.