Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.

Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.