When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!

The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.