When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!

Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.

The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.