I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.
Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.
Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.