Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.
If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.
When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.
I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.