Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him.
With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!