You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.
Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.
Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.