Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.
I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him.
Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting.