We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.

When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.

Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.