When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

Motivation is a lotta crap.

The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.

In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.