When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.

In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.

Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.

Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.

With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.