I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.
When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.