With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.