With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.

The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage.

When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.