Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.

Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.