Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.
Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.
I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him.