It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.

Motivation is a lotta crap.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.