In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.
When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.
The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage.
We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.