God save us from half the people who think they're doing God's work.
Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.
Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.
Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?
I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
Saving people, hunting things, the family business.