You can have good writing, but a great actor will make it feel and sound like great writing. You can have great writing, and mediocre actors will make it feel mediocre. Without the actors, you have nothing.

You just can't win. Men have very recent land mines in their heads. Women have recorded conversations and photographs in their heads from 15 years ago.

Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.

Firefighters don't go on strike.

Kids are incredibly expensive. But it pays off later when they are better educated, bigger, and better-looking than you. And find you incessantly boring and uncool.

Every actor thinks he can do comedy, and it's not true.

Where I grew up, the basketball courts were rarely used.