"Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" Good! I paid for it; I want it in my ass, okay? I want them to find a meat sweater from my esophagus to my asshole when they open me up in the end! "This guy's covered in meat! He's Meat-Man! He's Meat-Tracheotomy-Man!"
Denis LearyIf you do good work, it tends to stick around. People still come up to me and say, "'The Ref' is my favorite Christmas movie."
Denis LearyWhen I become president, all you assholes that ride bikes in the city? Lock and load! You're going down!
Denis LearyIn my experience in series TV if you have a good crew and a great cast it's going to be a great group - similar to the theater where it's a bunch of people who are really talented and go to work each day and challenge each other and if you are lucky enough to get a hit then it's five or six or seven years of this kind of work.
Denis Leary