Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.

Everybody's vying for people's attention in terms of eyeballs, earholes, and dollars.

Anybody who's done standup will tell you that there's nothing like it. The show starts at 8:00, the curtain goes up and there's nobody else except you and the audience, and you just perform for them for two hours. Nobody yells, 'Cut!' There are no retakes. That is still the most exciting medium for me, and I love it.

My dad was very much a John Wayne kind of guy, but he was also a great guy, great sense of humor, a real dedicated dad. I don't think he ever missed a hockey game I was in.

Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.

I basically - I don't like tattoos, unless you're a firefighter who has a tattoo that has to do with that or a military guy. That's - those are people who should have tattoos.

Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual