I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.
There's no male Oprah.
When I clicked into this idea of doing a band and examining a band as a dysfunctional family, I wanted to reverse that Rescue Me formula.
You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.
I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!
I had a relationship with an Italian chick that was built on just fighting and sex. As much as all women won't let go of stuff, Italian girls won't let go of anything. And she punched really hard. I got tired of the arguing it took to get to the sex.