I can't text. My fingers are too big.

Having dealt with a lot of real firefighters, I know there are a lot of guys who, for lack of a better term, become addicted to the grief because it has kept them connected to these guys that they felt responsible for having lost.

My wife and I were poor when I started but we struggled along until things happened for me in my thirties. I knew I was doing what I loved even if I wasn't getting paid for it, so I think I'd still be doing it.

George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live.

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.

When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me.