I can't text. My fingers are too big.

Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.

Firefighters don't go on strike.

There's nothing wrong with an actor that can't improvise, but if you're going to improvise, you gotta make sure you got people that can play the game.

If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.

It's hard to have a film and television career and do music work at the same time.

I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.