It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory of it from you. Perhaps everything is not how it is, but how it's remembered.

A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.

If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?

The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay the writers. None of them paid very much for their comedy material, but it all added up.

Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.