If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.

I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.

There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.

If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?

Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.