If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?
If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.
Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.
There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.
What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?