The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay the writers. None of them paid very much for their comedy material, but it all added up.

A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.

If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.

You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.

Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.

If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?