What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?
I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.
There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.
It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.
If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?
If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.