When the hell is Warren Moon going to retire? I mean, this guy is older than the cuneiform in Nebuchadnezzar's tomb.

Seems to me we move the furniture, the French come in later and put the doilies on top of it...It's a simple fact they've always been reluctant to surrender to the wishes of their friends and are almost anticipatory in their urge to surrender to wishes of their enemies. And if they want to get their hands dirty now they're just gonna have to run 'em through their own hair.

Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.

Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.

America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

At some point you cannot be the kid in the glass bubble in this world. You might've heard throughout your grade school and high school years that it was a safe, nice, warm, fair, feeling place... but it can get brutal when it gets competitive. Especially when you succeed. Watch the detractors come out of the walls at that point.