Wouldn't it be great if all of Osama bin Laden's money was tied up in Enron stock?
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
The left promises abortion rights and cradle to the grave protection, so the trick is to make it to the cradle.
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
Hey, what if those crop circles are just ads for Target?
I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.