I don't know what I think of George W. Bush when he first got in, but I've grown fond of the man, and maybe it's the times we live in. They say he's not an environmentalist. But every time I see his ranch on TV, it looks pretty nice. You know something, if we all took care of our own, we'd have a great environment.
Dennis MillerThe average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.
Dennis MillerJust be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.
Dennis MillerA recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
Dennis Miller