Their offense is shakier than Katherine Hepburn after an all-night espresso bender at Starbucks.
Dennis MillerI think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.
Dennis MillerAnd finally, and most importantly, the next time we go to war, don't give a specific reason for the war that the left can seize upon and later flog us with it ad nauseam, just do it. Remember, the first rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club.
Dennis Miller