A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.

I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays?

I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.

Pat Buchanan is so homo-phobic, he blames global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women just want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.

Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if everybody in the country mocked me.