Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.

Ah, Feminism in the nineties, what a What is yours what is mine field.

The soldiers kill suicide bombers. Think about that. When a guys whole thing in life is to kill himself and you get there first... you are halling ass my friends.

I think the people can bash Catholics because they know Catholics won't kill them. Quite frankly, there's some religions out there, you bash and they're going to kill you.

I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!

I come from that earlier time in America when palm pilot was a nickname you recieved upon entering puberty! I was more than a palm pilot I was the palm Chuck Jager. Tom Wolfe wrote a book about me called The Right Hand Stuff. I was the only guy in my class hip enough to move to the European grip.

Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.