The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic.

I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!

American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel.

Campaign analysts say that Dean has produced the most innovative web site in this year's presidential race. I particularly like today's blog, which consisted of the sentence 'I hate myself,' typed four billion times. In Dean's case, this may be the first instance where the actually entity represented by the web site has crashed more often than the site did.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.

Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us laugh is a mystery - an involuntary response.