Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.

With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in the 'dog pound' are secretly calculating how much blood they're going to have to sell next week to put groceries on the table.

I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.

But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile

Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.

It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he ends up there. Gary Condit make sense to me. He's away from his family, he's in D.C. - if he was a car dealer in the [San Fernando] Valley somewhere out there, he'd be the guy who was trying to get laid by offering you the free undercoating package.