Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians.

And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.

Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.

Political Correctness is inverted McCarthyism.

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.

I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.