Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us laugh is a mystery - an involuntary response.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.

Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.

The next time you get the urge to shut somebody up because they don't see the world exactly the same way you do, take a deep breath, get out your Bill of Rights, and count to the ten amendments.

It's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.

I think the people can bash Catholics because they know Catholics won't kill them. Quite frankly, there's some religions out there, you bash and they're going to kill you.