Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us laugh is a mystery - an involuntary response.

The claim that somehow raw foods give you better energy, are more healthful, improve your immune system and all of that is simply not substantiated. And moreover, it's not biologically plausible.

Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.

I've grown fonder for Hillary Clinton since she ran for the presidency. I think that it's emblematic of the Rolling Stones song, you can't always get what you want, i.e., the grail. Sometimes you get what you need. And whatever she's gotten over the last couple of years, being humbled or be it being humbled and see the proletariat come to bat for her, getting outside of the bubble, getting out of this man's shadow, not quite getting the job she wants but a great wonk job.

The current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel.

The left promises abortion rights and cradle to the grave protection, so the trick is to make it to the cradle.

The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.