Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?
Dennis MillerI'm sorry, those pictures from the Abu Ghraib. At first, they, like infuriated me, I was sad. Then like, a couple days later, after they cut the guy's head off, they didn't seem like much. And now, I like to trade them with my friends.
Dennis MillerI think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.
Dennis MillerI have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.
Dennis Miller