I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.

He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.

Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

Check out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! He looks like some freakish anti-Mr. T after a long evening sleeping through 'Aida.'

If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.

Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know them and hate them for a myriad of real reasons.

Sometimes you just have the thin the herd.