When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.

After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms . . . both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.

I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays?

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

[The Internet] ... is an amazing communications tool that's bringing the whole world together. I mean, you sit down to sign on to America Online in your hometown, and it's just staggering to think that at the same moment, halfway around the world, in China, someone you've never met is sitting at their computer, hearing the exact same busy signal that you're hearing.

I went to the UN and even the guidebook was spineless.

Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets!