When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.

After September 11th, freedom of speech in America has become a topic that's touchier than a Vatican summer camp.

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.

So who's the big red menace nowadays? Cuba. That's it? I'm sorry, but it's hard to whip up any us against them nationalist fervor about a country whose principal export is citizens who can swim.

I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped.

[The Internet] ... is an amazing communications tool that's bringing the whole world together. I mean, you sit down to sign on to America Online in your hometown, and it's just staggering to think that at the same moment, halfway around the world, in China, someone you've never met is sitting at their computer, hearing the exact same busy signal that you're hearing.

They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.