When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.

The very definition of the innate hollowness of leading a political life when you end up on your nearest and dearest moments or most personal evenings with donors. That should - that should tell you all you need to know about the ramble that is politics.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if everybody in the country mocked me.

I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.

That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.