When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.

After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms . . . both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.

Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.

I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.

If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.

Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if everybody in the country mocked me.

I don't need to be born again. I got it right the first time.