When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

I come from that earlier time in America when palm pilot was a nickname you recieved upon entering puberty! I was more than a palm pilot I was the palm Chuck Jager. Tom Wolfe wrote a book about me called The Right Hand Stuff. I was the only guy in my class hip enough to move to the European grip.

One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.

The next time you get the urge to shut somebody up because they don't see the world exactly the same way you do, take a deep breath, get out your Bill of Rights, and count to the ten amendments.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.