And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.

I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!

Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don't pay attention.

When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.

I went to the UN and even the guidebook was spineless.

What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?

How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides?